These four blondes walk into a bar. They go up to the bar and ask the bartender for four shots. They raise their glasses and say "51 days!" anddown their drinks. They ask the bartender for another round. They raise their glasses and say "51 days!" and down their drinks. They ask for a third round.
The bartender says, "Excuse me ladies, but if you don't mind my asking, what does 51 days mean?"
One of them answers, "We got a jigsaw puzzle. On the box it said 2-4 years, and we did it in just 51 days!"
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